it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Imagine what your icon’s sex noises would sound like.
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)