mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

Dean Winchester + being a gpoy

filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

aquarian-sunchild:


sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


Atlantic Ocean

Can we talk about how adorable it is that Dean knows image

exactly how Sammy sleeps?image

he’s mapping it out

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putting himself in Sammy’s (oversized) shoesimage

and then this adorable little shitimage

tosses and turns like the rebel he is

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till he settles down into

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you guessed it:

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right where Dean knew he would

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie