jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

tyrantisterror:

xtoxictears:

candiedmoon:

precious lil baybee.

CUTEST. EVER.

he’s probably making that cute little cheep cheep squeak sound they make which is the cutest ever

tyrantisterror:

xtoxictears:

candiedmoon:

precious lil baybee.

CUTEST. EVER.

he’s probably making that cute little cheep cheep squeak sound they make which is the cutest ever

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

Hogwarts: first and last time

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

ahwuu:

rayaroundtheroses:

legends-daughter:

nameless-fallen-angel:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

ventus-otaku-fallen-angel:

the-crazy-fallen-angel:

rayaroundtheroses:

I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR BLOGGING BUT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

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OKAY THANK YOU CARRY ON 

My wayward son

There’ll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don’t you cry no more

*instrumental*

Achievement Unlocked: My Post Was Ruined By Supernatural

minus 70 gamer score

hey supernatural fandom,

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ironman977:

ohgodbenny:

Sherlock’s like a kid who tries to explain to his father why he gets home late.

2 years late

funniestpicturesdaily:

Well, this is just bad news for everyone.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Well, this is just bad news for everyone.

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.